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em's iPod: *music* LOVE-
Love will keep us together.
Think of me, babe, whenever
Some sweet-talking...

meg: em. em? EM!!!!!

britt: i don't think she can hear you.

em's iPod: ...don't mess around, you just gotta be strong, so...

meg: ANYWAY...since we're already listening to it...JAM SESSION!!! *jumps up from couch and pulls britt, bean, and cheese with her. she stays far away from susan, however. no use even trying.*

em's iPod: ...stop. i been thinking of you! look in my heart and...

*jamming continues wildly until a lamp is broken, at which point the jammers move to the next room where they resume jamming. em, having heard the loud crash of the fallen lamp (amazingly), pauses her iPod and looks up to an empty room.*

em: *rubbing ears in pain and slowly working her way out of a stupor* where is everybody? *stumbles her way into the next room where she finds everyone frozen in mid-move* uh...whaderya doin???

cheese: why'd ya turn the music off ?!?!

em:ummmmmmmmmm...