Meg:*announcer's voice with brush for mic* now, lets catch up on what has happened. The gang[meg] decided to take whatever was in the oven at the point in which they called the pizza place, thus not knowing what they will receive.
Em: *over-excited* you know what I bet?! I bet its going to be havarti cheese with Canadian bacon!!
Bean:*em throws pillow, bean catches* its going to be cheese.
Britt: *bean throws pillow at Britt, thus starting the vicious cycle of the talking pillow* c’mon, bean. You gotta get into the spirit of pizza!!!
Meg: yeah, like pineapple and shrimp!!
Cheese: four cheese with m&ms!
Susan: blue cheese pizza with a hint of despair.
Bean: beef jerkey, green beans, and Swiss-American cheese!!!
Britt: *jumping up and down excitedly*that’s the spirit!!
Meg: you can put just about anything on a pizza.
Susan: and people usually do.*ding-dong*
Meg:*announcer* and the fatal moment has arrived! What will it be?? A-havarti cheese with Canadian bacon. B-pineapple and shrimp. C-four cheese with m&ms. d-blue cheese with a hint of despair. OR...e-beef jerkey, green beans, and Swiss-American cheese.*door is opened, people crowding*
Everyone: WHAT IS IT?!?!?!
Pizza guy:*opens box* cheese.
Meg: well, that was anti-climactic.
Bean: I TOLD YOU!!! I TOLD YOU IT WAS GONNA BE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11/2/07
PIZZA part I
Meg:*seriously hungry [when she’s hungry, she ain’t happy!]* ffffffoooooooooooddddddddd!!!!!!!!
Bean: all right. Pizza. who’s got the number?
Susan: I do, but why should I give it to you, Sir Valiant Green Bean? *snigger* *snigger* >=)
Bean: aren’t we done with that yet??
Britt:*jumps in enthusiastically* NEVER!!!!!!!
Meg: *THROWS LAMP ACROSS ROOM [SHES CRAZY]* *BUT AMAZINGLY, IT DOESNT BREAK {HOW ODD?}**JUMPS INTO ACTION* DONT CARE!!! SUSAN-DAIL!! Britt, what kind of pizza do you want?
Britt: um...um-um...
Meg: *impatiently* SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!
Britt: too much pressure!!!!!!!!!!!
Em: jalapeño!!
Charlie a.k.a. Cheese: four cheese. That’s my final decision. Take it or leave it.
Susan: uh, the pizza guy wants to know what kind of pizza we want.
Britt: I KNOW WHAT I WANT!! I KNOW WHAT I WANT!! Pepperoni.
Bean:*to whole room in a yoga-instructor fashion* breath in, and out. One more time. In...Out...
Meg: put a sock in it.
Em: touchy, touchy.
Susan: the pizza guy is a person with a life. Maybe. Don’t deprive him of precious moments on Earth.*everyone stares at her in disbelief* ok, so I might have smudged on the life part. And the precious moments. And the person part. But I needed to get your attention somehow.
Meg:*swipes phone* hi.
Pizza guy:*uncertainly* hi.
Meg: we'll take whatever’s in the oven. Thx. bye.* hangs up, tosses phone on couch* it’s settled. We have no idea what were getting.
Bean: ode to joy.
Bean: all right. Pizza. who’s got the number?
Susan: I do, but why should I give it to you, Sir Valiant Green Bean? *snigger* *snigger* >=)
Bean: aren’t we done with that yet??
Britt:*jumps in enthusiastically* NEVER!!!!!!!
Meg: *THROWS LAMP ACROSS ROOM [SHES CRAZY]* *BUT AMAZINGLY, IT DOESNT BREAK {HOW ODD?}**JUMPS INTO ACTION* DONT CARE!!! SUSAN-DAIL!! Britt, what kind of pizza do you want?
Britt: um...um-um...
Meg: *impatiently* SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!
Britt: too much pressure!!!!!!!!!!!
Em: jalapeño!!
Charlie a.k.a. Cheese: four cheese. That’s my final decision. Take it or leave it.
Susan: uh, the pizza guy wants to know what kind of pizza we want.
Britt: I KNOW WHAT I WANT!! I KNOW WHAT I WANT!! Pepperoni.
Bean:*to whole room in a yoga-instructor fashion* breath in, and out. One more time. In...Out...
Meg: put a sock in it.
Em: touchy, touchy.
Susan: the pizza guy is a person with a life. Maybe. Don’t deprive him of precious moments on Earth.*everyone stares at her in disbelief* ok, so I might have smudged on the life part. And the precious moments. And the person part. But I needed to get your attention somehow.
Meg:*swipes phone* hi.
Pizza guy:*uncertainly* hi.
Meg: we'll take whatever’s in the oven. Thx. bye.* hangs up, tosses phone on couch* it’s settled. We have no idea what were getting.
Bean: ode to joy.
GOTH--WHY???
Em:*to Susan* why do you wear chains and dark, baggy clothes black make-up and stuff?
Susan:*glaring* to signify my solitude and promote self-assurance *back to book*
Em: What?!
Susan: I’m gonna ignore you if you try to talk to me.
Em: but you're not ignoring me!!
Susan: *sigh* the people on this planet are so primitive and naive to the ways of developed civilization
Em: you're calling me stupid, aren't you?
Susan: yep.
Em: I KNEW IT!!
Susan:*glaring* to signify my solitude and promote self-assurance *back to book*
Em: What?!
Susan: I’m gonna ignore you if you try to talk to me.
Em: but you're not ignoring me!!
Susan: *sigh* the people on this planet are so primitive and naive to the ways of developed civilization
Em: you're calling me stupid, aren't you?
Susan: yep.
Em: I KNEW IT!!
SIR VALIANT GREEN BEAN
Britt: on the subject of names, what kind of bean is bean?
Em: lima bean!!
Meg: I guess ill go with jumping bean
Britt: can I do green bean?
Mr. Medium American Cheddar Cheese: refried bean!!
Susan: *annoyed* stupid bean, duh.
Britt: *to bean* she means she loves you very much, appreciates your influence, and wants to be your girlfriend
Bean: no way
Susan: excuse me?! *book flying, Britt dodges*
Britt: hey, that was the vibe I was getting!
Em: so what bean is he??Britt: green bean!!!
Meg: fine. The green bean it is. Bean, you are now sir valiant green bean. We expect you to do you duty and respectfully retain the position as sensible one in this crazy group of wackos.
Sir Valiant Green Bean: of course I never had a say in the matter.
Susan: of course not!!
Em: lima bean!!
Meg: I guess ill go with jumping bean
Britt: can I do green bean?
Mr. Medium American Cheddar Cheese: refried bean!!
Susan: *annoyed* stupid bean, duh.
Britt: *to bean* she means she loves you very much, appreciates your influence, and wants to be your girlfriend
Bean: no way
Susan: excuse me?! *book flying, Britt dodges*
Britt: hey, that was the vibe I was getting!
Em: so what bean is he??Britt: green bean!!!
Meg: fine. The green bean it is. Bean, you are now sir valiant green bean. We expect you to do you duty and respectfully retain the position as sensible one in this crazy group of wackos.
Sir Valiant Green Bean: of course I never had a say in the matter.
Susan: of course not!!
THE BIG CHEESE
Em: I’ve been thinkin’.*tilts head intently* what kind of cheese IS Cheese?
Britt: his mom's Swedish right? Then Swiss cheese!!
Em: what do you think, Susie?*pillow comes hurdling from across the room*
Susan:*scowling threateningly* only Meg calls me that.*sits back, deep in thought [as usual]* blue cheese...
Em: I call havarti!!
Meg: no I think he’s more of an American cheddar...
Britt:*jumps in enthusiastically* mild or sharp!!!!!!!!!
Meg:*thinks for a moment, room waiting for her decision* MEDIUM.*stands up, making it final* its settled *runs over to Cheese* you are now Mr. Medium American Cheddar Cheese!*gets broom and knights him for dramatic effect*
Bean: wait, don’t I get a say?!
Meg: sorry bean, you gotta speak up sooner!
Britt: his mom's Swedish right? Then Swiss cheese!!
Em: what do you think, Susie?*pillow comes hurdling from across the room*
Susan:*scowling threateningly* only Meg calls me that.*sits back, deep in thought [as usual]* blue cheese...
Em: I call havarti!!
Meg: no I think he’s more of an American cheddar...
Britt:*jumps in enthusiastically* mild or sharp!!!!!!!!!
Meg:*thinks for a moment, room waiting for her decision* MEDIUM.*stands up, making it final* its settled *runs over to Cheese* you are now Mr. Medium American Cheddar Cheese!*gets broom and knights him for dramatic effect*
Bean: wait, don’t I get a say?!
Meg: sorry bean, you gotta speak up sooner!
Welcome/Intro...
Hey so me (em) and my older sister (meg) are random maniacs and we have come up with some promising ideas for a short called The Gang. Enjoy and tell all your friends!!!!
I [em] and meg are co-leaders in a gang sitting in a living room. Britt is the comic relief. Bean is the sensible one. Cheese is the butt of most of our jokes. Susan is the Goth. Please join us in this epic adventure of comic relief and drama.
I [em] and meg are co-leaders in a gang sitting in a living room. Britt is the comic relief. Bean is the sensible one. Cheese is the butt of most of our jokes. Susan is the Goth. Please join us in this epic adventure of comic relief and drama.
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