THE BIG CHEESE

Em: I’ve been thinkin’.*tilts head intently* what kind of cheese IS Cheese?

Britt: his mom's Swedish right? Then Swiss cheese!!

Em: what do you think, Susie?*pillow comes hurdling from across the room*

Susan:*scowling threateningly* only Meg calls me that.*sits back, deep in thought [as usual]* blue cheese...

Em: I call havarti!!

Meg: no I think he’s more of an American cheddar...

Britt:*jumps in enthusiastically* mild or sharp!!!!!!!!!

Meg:*thinks for a moment, room waiting for her decision* MEDIUM.*stands up, making it final* its settled *runs over to Cheese* you are now Mr. Medium American Cheddar Cheese!*gets broom and knights him for dramatic effect*

Bean: wait, don’t I get a say?!

Meg: sorry bean, you gotta speak up sooner!