GOTH--WHY???

Em:*to Susan* why do you wear chains and dark, baggy clothes black make-up and stuff?

Susan:*glaring* to signify my solitude and promote self-assurance *back to book*

Em: What?!

Susan: I’m gonna ignore you if you try to talk to me.

Em: but you're not ignoring me!!

Susan: *sigh* the people on this planet are so primitive and naive to the ways of developed civilization

Em: you're calling me stupid, aren't you?

Susan: yep.

Em: I KNEW IT!!